Ode to the Laughing Cow

Oh, sweet little cheese triangle. How you make me happy.
Only 35 itty bitty calories. 1 Point People!
With all your garlic and herby goodness.
Yummy.

But you, dear cheese, stick to the crinkles in the foil.
I want every drop of the calories but you just won't let go.
I want to lick you but that would be wrong.
I think.

And the cracker? Why must you require crackers?
I just can't resist.
Except I only brought one wedge.
Sniff.

How I love you dear Laughing Cow Light Creamy Garlic and Herb Spreadable Wedge.